A man claims that a sexist seagull has left him a prisoner in his own home.
Martyn Green claims that he is being singled out by the psychotic winged menace as it ignores his wife Julie but left him soaked in blood after a vicious attack.
Green, who lives in Devon, said: “Every time I go out, this seagull comes down and has a go at me.
“The other day he came down and swooped up behind me and stabbed me in the top of the head. I was left with blood trickling down the back of my head. It was really painful.
“And for four or five days I had a raging infection which might have been from the seagull.”
Green explained that the seagull is one of several nesting in the chimney of his home.
He added: “It seems to pick on me, not my wife – he has got it in for me.”